( Eating feelings is healthy. )

( Talk to me when he starts buying you brunch again. )

( Fantasies are healthy for growing boys. )

( You're like an accident waiting to happen. )

Title: Read You Like a Magazine
Recipient: shrdmdnssftw
Rating: R
Word Count: 42.3k
Warning(s): crack
Summary: You know where idols that wind up as train wrecks go? Back to school, that's where.
A/N: I'm sorry, shrdmdnssftw, I tried.

( Jaebum's definitely no Gu Jun-Pyo. )

( As the months passed Jaebum found himself repeating the motions time and time again, each of Jinyoung's 'companions' beautiful and delicate and everything that Jaebum wasn't. )

Title: Smoke and Mirrors
Recipient: setaxis
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 10,122
Warning(s): smuttiness, swearing, drinking - all the good stuff
Summary: This was not a birthday present deliquent Im Jaebum was expecting...
A/N: Many thanks to M for all the help with this one! This is my first fic with this pairing so I’m a bit nervous. Hope you enjoy :)

( “So...you get anything for your birthday?” )

( He manages to make it to breakfast even though he's sure he looks like he's been scraped off the bottom of someone's shoe. )

Title: He's a Monster and I'm My Own Worst Enemy
Recipient: lahdeedah000
Rating: R
Word Count: 11,000
Warning(s): Bi erasure (sort of), some physical manhandling
Summary: Canon. Jinyoung is jealous of Jaebum and sets out to get his revenge even though Jaebum isn't his to be jealous over, a fact which is completely and entirely Jinyoung's own fault.
A/N: Dear ( Read more... )

( Go bother your human, not mine. )